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But it does need more sprots, that’s for sure. 

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Every team says they have the best fans in baseball. Cardinals fans are dumb enough to think they’re the only ones where it’s actually true.

Everybody forgets Cardinals fans’ black friends!

qb who’s basically the same as the one they ran out of town

And that Baltimore was the one to drop a 59 point masterpiece on Stephen Ross’s team is the icing on the cake.

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Hey bud, you have 15 minutes to edit your comment. Just reminding you.

Eat a Snickers.

They are very much the Lions of the South. 

“I don’t need you”

Basketball is the 2nd most popular sport on earth and if just by sheer mention of the name, the Jordan shoe/apparel brand endures.  It’s like Madden.  Kids play the game but have no idea who the fuck John Madden was and how batshit his broadcasts were.  

Oh, he’d be a perfect sub. He’d bring so much change, there’d be dimes all over the court.

I mean, who the hell’s ready to be a head coach? You have a resume that you check off the list and everything?”

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

The Clevelander sounds like it would still be awful, but maybe with a touch of class too.  Like wearing a tuxedo while shitting on someones chest.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.