I dunno, Belichick got some pretty good production out of an actual murderer, so I think he and Brown will get along fine.

Ridiculously un-athletic (compared to everyone else on the field) QBs pick up first downs routinely, and (rarely) punters/kickers have managed to as well, and their success rate in attempting them is not that bad. Further, being able to squirt through the line and falling forward for a few feet is possible if your…

The double-doink may have paralyzed Matt Nagy, but not these meat-breathing snowhumpers.

Some people may be familiar with Austin’s popular slogan, “Keep Austin Weird,” which you can see on bumper stickers throughout that city, but when I visited Austin a few years ago the best bumper sticker I saw read “Keep Houston Ugly.”

Muhammad Ali’s last fight was in 1981. His last title bout was in 1978. Unless you’re nearly 50 years old, you’ve got little to no memory of him as an actual boxer.

This is true. I just got back from Paris, where even the Paris St. Germain football/soccer team has a partnership with the Jordan brand and the Air Jordan logo is all over their kits and merchandise:

This is commenting nirvana.

And to think this is one of your nicer posts.

Holy shit.

Drew, regarding competitive eating, of special interest for you might be the record for eating mayonnaise: Four 32-ounce bowls in 8 minutes.

As a Chicagoan who suffered through Vanderbilt graduate Jay Cutler’s time with the Bears, I would also like to say “fuck you” to Vandy.

Just get rid of fucking on-field/ice/court referees and put the sections of the rule books on penalties and fouls in the shredder. Ignore shit like holding, loose-ball fouls, etc. and only focus on what’s important, like plays at the plate, sideline catches/end-zone dives, and whether a shot is worth 2 vs 3 points. I’d…

So let’s look at some of the guys who the Pelicans acquired as part of their “significant moves to build around Davis his entire career” (which started in 2012):

You know what’s a great way to avoid looking through a net? Stay the fuck home. You won’t be missed.

The one thing we can look forward to with people like you is that you’ll likely die in an entirely predictable and completely preventable way. 

Calling him a coward is straight-up the strategy to press here. “If you’re so rich/smart/healthy/honest, prove it” breaks him. He isn’t, he knows it, and the more he gets pressed on it the more he lashes out. It makes me think of the movie “Pleasantville,” where the older people aren’t living in color and the judge…

Deadspin loves to point out how awful those franchises are but still thinks every NBA superstar should be playing for them.

Seems fair considering that with that attitude I’m unclear as to why anyone would open their legs to you.

Brilliant. Enjoy all the stars.

Funny, I felt precisely the same way about reading your comment.