Damn man. Last time I saw that much angst from a Minnesotan was at a Husker Du concert in 1986.

(Sound of needle scratching on record)

Yeah agreed. No-one in Detroit other than team management was for the move (for away travel reasons), even though it put the Wings together with four of the other Original Six teams.

“Antonio Brown Is Winless And Grouchy”

This is terrible but also good. 

And you call yourself a Bears fan. You spelled “Trubitzski” wrong.

You still can’t drive through certain parts of Chicago without seeing an “Okocim” sign hanging outside a combination bar/package liquor store. And to be fair, it’s not bad as far as cheap imported swill goes.

“lmao” is the closest you’ll ever get to understanding how your grandpa felt when he stormed the beaches of Normandy and bolt-action ratio’d a bunch of Nazis.

“There can’t be 3000 dead. I only brought paper towels for 6 to 18.”

Which reminds me, when is Infrastructure Week?

Ironically, Reagan supported the idea of Puerto Rican statehood.

The engineers at my tech company used IoT stuff (that I don’t fully understand) and sensors on our stall doors to feed data to a display outside the men’s room, along with a Google Chrome widget, to show when stalls are occupied or not. Now we can sit with clenched cheeks at our desks until the poop emoji in our…

The prospect is exciting, but I’ll wait until the ink is dry. The Illitch family is loyal as hell. Always have been. They’re not in the habit of firing people. Perhaps Stevie knows something we don’t though. His comments are...interesting, to say the least. 

Wait, you’re paying the Wings for your tickets? Wait five min after puck drop and Willie on the corner will give them to you for the price of a value meal  

You do realize Lauren addressed that in her post, right?

Yeah but your mom swallows. 

Like that’s ever stopped him. Pretty sure there’s a Miss Teen America or three who’s been forced to handle his stubby Cheeto.

Setting up a Kickstarter account to raise funds for this important cause. 

Jesus dude. Take your star and get some help. 

Depending on what was happening on the field tonight, Matt Patricia’s facial expressions were those of: