If by mid-season you mean week one....

If you’re a Bears fan, you get to do it for free twice a year.

Sometimes, the answer doesn’t have to be detailed. You’re looking for professional individual counseling from a blog post. There’s no right or wrong way to be a “good” parent.

Thanks for sharing this post.

Co-signed.

Truth, but where the fuck was Mack when an immobile Rogers came back to start the 2nd half (and remember, the same Packers O-line was out there in front of both Kizer and Rogers)? The entire Bears defense looked like it was sitting on its hands, afraid to touch Rogers after his return. Either that was the best…

Good lord Drew. I’ve done the Beehive too, and that just brought back some horrible memories. I’ve got a fear of heights so powerful it could ground Felix Baumgartner. I can’t even enjoy amusement parks with my kids anymore. On the plus side, there’s wild blueberries around the top of the Beehive. Finding them was so…

I give Rodney Peete a pass because he seemed like a decent (if milquetoast) guy. Plus his wife is just goddamn gorgeous and they’ve been married 20+ years. I respect that.

I have the ultimate worst in sports fandom. I was born in 1970 and grew up in Detroit in time to watch Billy Sims, then my mother remarried to a guy from Cleveland in time for me to become a fan of the Sipe and Kosar era Browns, then I went back to rooting for the Barry Sanders era Lions, all before I was 30. It’s…

Fuck you for reminding me of that. God dammit. 

Seek fucking help, you fucking psycho.

Any team actually worth a shit follows up the Minneapolis Miracle with a Super Bowl.

“If the bears win 10 games this year and in 2019” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Attendance” isn’t some negotiable word, it’s got a pretty clear definition. Claiming “paid attendance”is the same as the number of fans who were at the game is straight bullshit. I dont recall getting credit for skipping college classes because I “paid” for them, and my profs sure as hell didn’t give it to me.

Here’s a phrase neither you or anyone else should ever write:

Please crawl back inside yours.

In a thread about Zettterberg’s career coming to an end due to injury, along with the mention of a former player (Konstantinov), who’s literally in a wheelchair with permanent physical and brain damage from a horrific accident that destroyed not only his career but his normal functioning life, your “joke” makes you…

Erm, I’m not sure if this counts?

I hate it now but can totally see it being in the Pornhub rotation somewhere in the future. Some ladies do have beautiful feet.

Nope, just saying you can copy and paste the OP’s statement to “Fuck the athletic department, fuck the football and basketball coaching staffs, and burn it to the ground (including his ‘Quick edit: Also fuck the President’s Office!’)” statement to pretty much every Power 5 conference team, an astonishing number of…