Oh look, the “soccer players are soft” guy has logged on.

Indeed:

Hey, I broke into this guy’s house, and he shot me. MY RIGHTS HAVE BEEN VIOLATED AND I DEMAND COMPENSATION!

“People’s lives don’t belong to them.” 

You mean Martha Stewart, who also actually served 5 months in a correctional institution for her crimes, paid $30,000 in fines, paid back what she made on the sale of stock, plus interest, and also paid $130k in civil penalties? Then was barred from serving as an executive or on the board of her or any other company…

Random U. of Missouri employee: drives car through arena, causes extensive property damage.

Crosby may be the better all-around player, may have more cups, but for a lot of fans of the game, Ovi always seemed more authentic because he was never ordained to be the next Gretzky or Lemieux. He burst on the scene like a comet - one that just took 13 seasons to finally burn its name on the Cup.

I’m torn between wanting to call you a terrible fucking person for what you just wrote, or wishing that you find some spiritual inner peace.

This comment is fucking garbage. I don’t give a shit what you were thinking when you wrote it, it’s not funny to joke about this shit and never will be.

Drew, you’re spot on about Snow Patrol, and I also agree that despite that Final Straw is a pretty decent album, but peak Gary Lightbody is his side project The Reindeer Section and their first album, “Y’all Get Scared Now, Ya Hear?” Holy shit, so many feels. Like he took every shitty top-40 targeted love song he ever…

Jesus dude. Now I’ll forever be haunted by the image of Roger Ebert nailing Natalie Portman.

If you’re suggesting the refs will call enough bullshit fouls on the Warriors to get Cavaliers players not named LeBron to the free throw line - where those other 11 “players” can actually make shots and thereby extend the series to generate more revenue for the NBA - then yes, there’s a 100 percent chance this goes…

Because the average shift for a hockey forward is about 45-60 seconds of uninterrupted skating time, and teams roll four lines of forwards. After skating hard for even that brief a period of time your legs and lungs are on fire. Even one of the best players in the NHL has to rest.

Wrong thread. Twitter is two apps over on your home screen.

“I understand that there are like 15,000 Antifa that started liking the NFL because of Kaep...”

He’s certainly got the right grip to land a forehand drop shot.

Which part? That the Soviets/Russians won 8 of 9 Olympic gold medals from 1956-1988 (excepting that whole Miracle on Ice thing), or that they won 20 out of 25 IIHF world championships (including Olympics in ‘64 and ‘68) from 1963-1990? Think about who announces hockey games in Canada. It’s not guys born in 1990. It’s…

1) No kidding. It’s a hypothetical, suggesting that even if the impossible happened, Canadian announcers would still find a way to criticize Russian players.

Nah my dude. I grew up on the US/Canadian border and watched hockey for decades on the CBC. The OP isn’t wrong about the anti-Russian player bias
among Canadian announcers . It’s actually pretty obvious and laughable.

That’s a good one. Never thought about inserting the phrase “has a Journalism degree” in that joke instead of the usual “does CrossFit” or “has been to Burning Man.”