The Canadians, from a hockey perspective, always have and always will hate the Russians, for daring to be better than them at the sport Canada invented.

The marketing team at firefighter porn site Big Dick 911 is gonna be really upset he didn’t add the .com to this.

I don’t know, should you? Because everything you’re talking about with Deadspin is past tense. Barstool is continuing to do misogynistic and racist shit to this day.

Okay....

I have kids in school. My mother taught at all levels of school. I volunteer at schools. There is no school I’ve ever been to that doesn’t have some combination of one or more of the following: locked doors, guards, cameras, electrically controlled access, metal detectors, and security protocols and plans. They don’t…

Yeah, but at least you’re not likely to get shot by one of them because he’s upset he can’t figure out how to talk to women.

“Matt Dillon...an architect who moonlights as a vicious killer....”

It’s a fucking brilliant film. You lost, indeed.

The third clip is the worst of all though. Like, take a run at Rozier on the 3 pt attempt! Something. Anything! Even Van Gundy on the broadcast team sounded pissed at the Cavs - paraphrasing here, but something like “how the hell do you do not even attempt to play defense as an NBA team?”

If you’re ashamed of masturbating, you’re doing it wrong.

Burneko, these two sentences ought to get whatever award they hand out for sportswriting that I’m far too lazy to research and find out the name of right now: 

Nah, I’m good with this. Why can’t all rounds of a playoff season have good or intriguing matchups? At least the NHL has surprises and upsets. The early rounds of NBA playoffs are usually trash, leading to an eventual matchup between the best team in the East and West in the finals. If that’s what you want, then why…

_ollow Lo_ _ets No Ac_ion.

Unpaid internships are bullshit. Does your time have no value to you? Because your “employer” no doubt got something for nothing out of your “arrangement.”

I follow Deadspin, Marchman and Burke on Twitter, and this fucking image showed up no less than four times in my timeline this afternoon. I’m fucking outraged. Downtown lunches aren’t cheap, I’d like to hold it down.

I don’t recall who said it last week, but after seeing this episode, it bears repeating: every episode never feels like just 30 minutes long. That’s a huge compliment.

This is a reasoned take and I applaud you for it.

Honesty is the best policy.

I’ll just cut to the chase and say what everyone else on here is really thinking:

Have your star for perfectly nailing the language and tone of the dialogue for those two characters. “The helicarrier didn’t hit no motherfucking bump” is spot-on Fury/SLJ.