Football = HANDEGG

I once knew a guy with club foot. It's not far off.

The worst and best part about that is how Gord started to cry and got choked up. Grace, too indeed. Now and forever. Thank you, Gord.

As an American, I consider myself blessed enough to have grown up near the Canadian border and have friends and relatives who introduced me to The Hip, and have been lucky enough to see them three times - once in a small club, once at a restored movie palace, and once at an arena. I’m still gutted over Gord Downie’s…

I don’t know which is worse - the fact that, as a non-NY/NJ resident, I really liked Chad Pennington when he QB’d the Jets - or the fact that I grew up in Michigan as a Lions fan, and Chad Pennington represents a successful QB to me.

What, walking down Nationwide Avenue past Nationwide headquarters on your way to Nationwide Arena doesn’t count as character?

Too late :(

Crying actual tears of laughter here....

My mother grew up on a farm in the 1940s and says that if they got hungry enough while working out in the fields, they would take bites out of raw onions like they were apples. Jesus.

As a Chicagoan, I was going to tell you to GFY, but then I thought a bit more about this and you’re right for both the right and wrong reasons.

I think sharing my hobby might get me permanently greyed, or possibly blacklisted from Gawker.

“We get to see what happens when you isolate seventy-thousand Raiders fans on a boat for several hours.”

You mentioned Wonder Bread for grilled cheese, but not sourdough? You’re doing it wrong:

“The Saints have made lots of sacrifices too.”

If you're referring to Cutler, I think you mean +.500.

Fifth try's a charm!

Let him come to the White Sox. We have a strong recent history of signing aging sluggers to accumulate a few extra home runs at the end of their careers. Manny Ramirez, Ken Griffey Jr., Adam Dunn (arguably), etc.

Too bad it’s too late since this article posted for this to get the love it deserves.

Entertaining writer, needs a proofreader badly (as do many of Gawker Media’s writers)

Good God, I love Neko. Going to see Case/Lang/Viers in a few weeks. Until then, maybe a nice bowl of cold borscht for these hot summer days: