Only if you promise not to ever post again from your Apple or Dell computer, made with components from Japan, a Shinto country that killed 2.400 Americans people at Pearl Harbor. Or never drive your Jeep or other American cars that have transmissions made in Germany, a Christian country that started two wars that…

Yelich Fel(i)ch.

Oh, there will be plenty of women who vote for him. You think Kim Davis and the Duggars are the only conservative women out there? Not that I agree with them selling out their gender, just saying.

You say Klayman, I say Klansman.

“a healthy Carey Price....”

I’m about to close on a house today and I’m having incredible buyers’ remorse. That tweeted photo gave me the biggest laugh I think I’ve had in weeks. Thank you, crazy Christian ham vaginawich lady.

(Is not surprised based on your screen name).

Holy shit. Todd Frazier. Well, I'll tune in now.

Bruce Jenner winning the Olympic Decathalon. I was six at the time. Don’t know why that one sticks out in my mind more than any other. I suppose I also remember America's bicentennial celebration. Same year, so apparently six is the age when memories like that stick

Shotgun formation!

This:

Apparently his dad had some pretty impressive balls too.

“his motivations are weak sauce”

Wait, she’s going off the air?

Mr. Chicken, please meet Mr. Egg.

“Worst case: Mello injuries knee by mid season, D-Rose snaps both ankles practicing lay ups, Noah yells at opposing players every game for celebrating 80 point victories and Porzingis loses all confidence.”

Moral of the story: If you can’t stand the hot takes, get out of the kitchen.

Look, I’ve been lucky to watch my hometown team go from being shit in the early 80s, to the top of the heap in the late 90s and 2000s. But of late? They’re far from being a “perennial” powerhouse. No-one fears Detroit now. Also, last season Detroit fans were indifferent about “the streak” at best, worried at worst -…

As a native Detroiter, I’m laughing at the “perennial powerhouse” tag you applied to the Red Wings. Hope you’re being sarcastic, particularly as TB has knocked the Wings out of the playoffs in the first round two years running now, while on their way to the conference finals each year.

Counterpoint: this is the best bit.