As a White Sox fan, I’m happy for the win, but seriously, fuck Matt Albers. Those four losses he has were some of the worst on their recent slide.

They're so cute when they're mad, aren't they?

“Having some moron post that we lost after we already watched the game does little to further offend even the BFIB-iest of BFIB’s.”

We in Chicago have the pleasure of watching Eddie O (how he should be referred to, by the way) all season long. He’s actually excellent in his analysis, and I was raised on CBC’s hockey coverage (For the record, I am NOT a Blackhawks fan).

Counterpoint: Doc Emrick is bullshit. You could give a six year old girl a pony and she’d scream less loudly than Emrick does on a shot that misses the net by 10 feet. There’s excitement for the game, and then there’s ruining the game for everyone else with your excitement. Screw Emrick right in both ears.

The Orioles have been doing this to their fans’ balls for over 30 years now.

Your statement is predicated on the Cardinals making the postseason, which is far from guaranteed. They’re currently 3rd in the central, 8.5 games back, and three games out of a wild card spot. At the pace they’re on, they’ll win 84 games. They’re also 10 back of the Cubs in the loss column - games they can’t make up…

“Deadspin writers are horrific, but they jump at the chance to mock others’ mistakes...”

One of the many anagrams for “Tony LaRussa” is “Salty an Sour,” which describes him well, but my personal favorites are “Orals Ya Nuts” and “Also Try Anus,” both of which LaRussa can go do.

Imagine if you crossed Fugazi with Superchunk and you'll have some idea.

Very forgotten D.C. band: Jawbox. They were great while they lasted.

They’re different that I can’t say I “prefer” one over the other, but since I missed out on seeing Minor Threat live, and saw Fugazi live 3 times (in at least three different cities no less), I go with Fugazi. They are among my top 3-5 favorite artists of all time.

“I Don’t Wanna Hear It” or “Seeing Red” would have worked much better here. But any Minor Threat song is a good one.

Why can’t we fund both (or neither, which seems to be your tack here)?

3 of the first 11 stories on Deadspin right now relate to cancer. Only one of the three is a good story. Fuck cancer.

Steven Adams:

The Warriors have been told all season how much more special they are and how their shit doesn’t stink and everyone down to their owner is buying it. Remember this is the team that hired Mark Jackson not to long ago. Now they bring in fucking Doggie Howser, get hot against banged up opposition culminating with a Cavs…

Counterpoint: A.J. fucking RULED when he played for the White Sox.

Someone once gave me a copy of Creed’s Greatest Hits. I was surprised that it wasn't blank.