I think we can also agree that there was (is) plenty of blame to go around in the Washington shit show

5. Getting hit by a bus.

I think he’s implying that unless you're talking about Belichick, and maybe 2-3 other coaches in the league, all HCs are equally fungible.

This. All day, every day, on every team. Don't fuck up your talent by committing to your outmoded coaching scheme.

Don’t leave Brent Burns open when clothes shopping either:

Came here to make a joke based on these names, but to paraphrase Mr. St. John of Huntingdon, I couldn’t think of anything more derogatory than “Binghamton”.

I’ve never seen one at Chipotle, just that wooden spoon shit that applies it unevenly, but Taco Bell uses them. Looks like a caulk gun except with a giant canister of sour cream in it instead.

So Hannah, did your thumb heal ok?

Slice away...

/watches from sideline voyeuristically, rubs one out

They’re a fun team to watch, but nope. Not a fan. Thanks for playing anyway.

Kind of like those nine times they got exposed against healthy teams in the regular season, eh? Thank goodness the other 73 games were against injury-ravaged teams such as the Little Sisters of the Poor and Johnson Elementary or they'd never have that record.

I’m a die hard White Sox fan and even I loved that (but that’s why we loved A.J., actually).

I see what you did there. Solid follow-on.

“...yes, he’ll be back someday. He needed three tries to get across the water.”

Apparently they thought the stadium was filled with Khals.

The fact everyone sped past this and didn't reply either means they already agree with you, or they completely missed it. Either way I'm here to tell you that you're spot on, and only corrupt countries will host the olympics from Japan forth.

Yeah, but you’d never get them through the William J. LePetomaine thruway today, since in Vegas you can’t get a shitload of dimes anymore, just some paper ticket that the machine gives you and you find in your wallet a month later when you can’t cash it in.

There’s already a life-sized, functioning “Thunderdome” in Nevada, at Burning Man in August. Maybe they can just have it on permanent display in Vegas the other 51 weeks of the year.