“Let’s Go!” is only acceptable in the style of Captain Tenneal from Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Seattle is an amazing place that has the nation’s best food, coffee and beer, and literally invented all the shit that the rest of the country thinks makes their places cool.

“I think when you start finding success and landing things, you just kind of fall in love with it,” Cormier said.

Jon??

Stud wrestler falls in love with his hands and gets knocked the fuck out for it. A tale as old as time 

Jon Jones is not exactly an expert on front ends.

This overly long comment from one of the Steelers comments sections I lurk in (because I hate myself don’t really want to be happy I keep a document file of links to the worst things that have been said there...) sums up Steelers fans better than I ever could...

“About 7 or 8 years ago, Ben Rothelsberger was the target…

because people want to live there. My brother bought a decent house for $37K, the same house in the city I live in would go for $300K. I’d rather live where I do and pay the higher price. 

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

Good god, that’s exactly where this is headed isn’t it? We’re going to be discussing whether he completed the process of the clap and completed a non-clap football move.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

i bet you george clinton would be able to help

I can’t wait to be horrified by the food at the venue.

there needs to be an explanation on this!

Why was he a Vikings fan? I’m really curious! 

Bryan’s story is basically the plot of Angels in the Outfield, except instead of the Angels he has the shitty Vikings and his dad is never coming back.

Bryan, you definitely caused your parents’ divorce, and your mom was only trying to be nice.