The struggle-to-include-women kind of nonsense.

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

+ 1 playin’ on my phone

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina. 

Find the people who call these in, give them 10 years in jail. Fucking morons will get more people killed, directly through the homeowners or through the emergencies they're missing out on responding to this shit

I was listening to the radio broadcast in the car during the weather delay. Some chud Jets fan called in ranting about how they blew the pick on Quinnen Williams because in his 6 snaps he hadn’t produced any QB pressures.

How else would you have sex with it?

That dude from the Buffalo WYTS who thinks a buffalo tender sub is the pinnacle of food is trying to dox you as we speak

Okay, chuckle boy, I’ve enjoyed these but I think we need to keep some level of accuracy and accountability in journalism. Floyd did NOT “superplex” (as you say) Danny Amendola. A superplex, is a suplex off the top rope (and would thus be impossible in the NFL). If anything, Floyd did some variation of a gutwrench…

Just have Josh Hamilton throw him a foul ball. 

I’m not saying this guy should be thrown over the railing.

I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more often there, really. Rangers games collect trash from Mesquite to Weatherford — just a whole bunch of Blue Lives Matter shirts with old dip stains on them and poorly drawn on eyebrows. An open-air ballpark in Arlington is the perfect encapsulation of the shittiest suburbs of North…

Trump needs to hurry and build the wall and send all these illegals back so they won’t be kicking his seat.

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

Ramon packed more nuance and thought into that line about being good enough to play for racist bald shithead #1 than RBS #1 has managed to squeeze into his entire pathetic life. Good on ya, Ramon.

This is the State of Wisconsin summarized into 2 pages.

Evergreen link.

So obviously the train thing is not especially cool to say, but Matt Hughes is also a tremendous piece of shit. Until you start getting into actual Nazis, rapists, and murderers, he's one of the worst. Not even on some hearsay, alleged stuff either - his autobiography should have been called Wow, What A Fucking…