I have nothing to add other than Plaschke is the worst person to ever live throughout history.

Re: NOLA vs Austin - NOLA gets this rep as the great food city but GOD DAMN there is some good food in Austin. Best BBQ in existence, great Tex-Mex, all kinds of great stuff.

When they built the Astros stadium they were limited with available space in the left field area so basically there are no seats there (besides one area that’s almost like a balcony called the Crawford Boxes). There’s just a wall with a walking concourse on top of it. Any ball that hits above the yellow line there is…

As a Texans fan I love this play simply cause it’s more pathetic than the Rosencopter so it’s nice to have in existence as some sort of security blanket. 

Is the pizza guy trying to mimic the “making copies” bullshit from 90's SNL? Somehow that’s the only way this commercial could be worse. 

Best minimum wage job was my first job - Great American Cookie Company in the mall. Any cookie that breaks goes in a bag and at the end of the night, you were free to take as many as you wanted. I think I averaged about 12 cookies a day. Also, I was sleeping with my manager. 

Are you implying that no other locker room reporters have ever been showered with booze during a celebration? Or that no reporters are ever looked at as peers? If she were the only person for this to happen to then yes it would be odd, but this happens often in these scenarios. 

There it is. I KNEW someone was going to find a way to say this is sexist. She spends 162 games with these guys just like anyone else in the org, I’m sure they just see her a a peer and are celebrating. No need to bring any other narratives to this. 

Hourly reminder that Bill O’Brien is wasting this mans career via total incompetence. Bill O’Reilly would be a better NFL coach than Bill O’Brien is. 

Scott Elder is a fucking PLAGUE on Austin sports talk radio stations. He needs to be beaten with a radiator hose.

“half the league would be members of Conference USA.”

When Zlatan scores a goal and his teammates jump on his back to celebrate he is definitely thinking “get the fuck off me you peasants” 

Now THAT’S a reply! I was just expecting “lol it sux”

As someone who is not familiar with the area, but loves hearing about NFL owners failing miserably, can someone provide context as to how bad the Santa Clara location is?

Vice’s Maclamore? Sounds fucking AWFUL. 

Old Man and the Gun was a great movie but it had the unfortunate side effect of making an Affleck brother likable for 2 hours. 

Watson masks so much of what is wrong with the Texans coaching staff. Just ineptitude all around. He’s so talented and yet I feel sorry for him for being stuck with this garbage ass coaching staff. What is the point of liking sports?

Also potential tagline for Rex Ryan’s divorce proceedings. 

Ray, if you read these comments, might I let you know that you are the greatest living American.

Notice the massholes upset about the chowder but not denying the racism at all.