The reader submissions here are amazing. Good job to all. 

Alright, let’s do this.....TEXAS BBQ IS FAR BETTER THAN KC BBQ

None of the shots with motion were on the screen for more than .25 seconds before cutting away, it’s like a seizure.

“got into a dispute of some sort with a man in camouflage shorts”

I’m no Pats fan (no one should be) but if a team as high profile as the Pats were to relocate, I’d be officially done caring about the NFL. I’m already at the point where I only care about 50% as much as I once did, but once they start playing whack-a-mole with city councils all over the US and fucking London, I’m…

People like this are why we still need the death penalty. At some point, you have just done something so awful that you can not be allowed to participate in society any longer, even if it’s from behind bars. You have voided your right to exist any longer, and good riddance you piece of shit. 

When I was about 21 I lived in a house with 5 other guys. We had one roommate who was an absolute mooch and never paid for anything. He would wait until we were all either asleep or out of the house and eat our food.

Dallas is full of idiots who fall for prosperity gospel but make $40k a year. Lot of “lease a BMW but live in a 900 sqft apartment and have zero savings” losers. 

I have wanted to also but I can’t bring myself to give any of my money to that graveyard of a state. If anything I might just by merch online directly from the museum. 

Indiana is full of hateful racist backwoods losers yet somehow produced Kurt Vonnegut. It’s like his very existence used up the states entire allotment of decency for all eternity. 

Zlatan to MLS peasants trying to defend him

Zlatan IS the Euro snob from the Simpsons who tells Grampa and Bart to “get a room, fun boys”

Giambi is a Limp Bizkit album made human

The Bears with Watson or Mahomes would win 3 Super Bowls.

Just watched this again last week. Bogart’s performance in the interview scene is masterful. What a legend. 

The DC logo is good

You’re as likely to get stabbed by a Tango Blast member in the parking lot of NRG as you are to see the Texans score 3 touchdowns on any given Sunday.

“ Like the Browns,....”

With the rise of douche lord Baker, has there ever been a team that has gone from everyone rooting for them to everyone rooting against them quicker?

The Brown’s helmets are awful and ugly but I don’t think they need to be a bargaining chip in the next CBA.