To be fair, Bradley was in a hurry, as he still needed to feed and get back to his coffin before the sun came up.

Joe Westworld

+24 consecutive curveballs 

The first gif is another idea, but your "Springier" pun reminded me of the 2nd.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

Obviously Altuve will dominate headlines, but how about the defense from the Astros fielders?! This Michael Brantley double play is just absurd:

Altuve is the one that makes the Astros special. He’s the driving force. Not Springer. Not Bergman. Not Correa. Jose is. Houston was destroyed last year when he wasn’t healthy. He’s healthy now and changes everything for them.

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

Motherfucking Bill Cosby had himself listed as a doctor in the Cosby Show credits, and he wasn’t even a medical doctor.

Hello!  A spear is a condiment on a Chicago dog!

I like Richard Sherman - I don’t think he’s asking too much to have a respectful handshake before the game. Why not?

It would behoove Hader to leak some racist and homophobic tweets today to remind Milwaukee why they fell in love with him in the first place. 

Lifelong Brewer fan, obvious homer here. But this is the type of year where a team catches fire and goes all the way. Last year was great, just came up short, but this is what makes baseball the best sport. These guys are playing fast and loose, in the absence of their MVP and the “stud ace pitcher that they…

This perfectly demonstrates why it’s such a shame Watson is stuck with the Texans. He clearly know what’s going on while O’Brien is in the corner shrugging like a gormless idiot. I sure hope that when he hits free agency, that he’s still healthy and able to find a coach with even half an ability to make adjustments.…

That Kiwi band should definitely be paying royalties to Max Cavalera. 

“You Must Be Sure You Wanna Taste It” may sound like the worst possible slogan for something you want people to drink, until you imagine some giant Slavic dude in a track suit declaring “I am for sure to taste you” before opening it with his teeth.

I don’t know why they call it Hamburger Helper - it does just fine by itself!

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

He should have said he needed to mullet over.