Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Last thing Magic needed was more aids working against him. 

Get well Drew.

“There is no stark line separating what men can do athletically and what women can. Some women, in fact, are bigger, faster, and stronger than some men.”

Pretty much, yes. The problem for MLS has always been “how to get more Americans to like soccer”, because the number of Americans that CURRENTLY like soccer, while extremely loud on the Internet about things that cater (or not) to their aesthetic preferences, is not high enough to fund on its own, or attract the…

Wrong.

Jesus, God.

“MLS has no monopoly on bad teams that find themselves woefully overmatched in a country’s top division. But at least those other leagues make their teams earn their admission ticket on the pitch rather than letting them buy their way in, and provide some much-needed pruning of the bullshit at the end of every season.”

Should expansion teams, in any sports, come out guns ablazin’, ready to make the playoffs? It was a great story when the Las Vegas Knights did it in the NHL, but that feels like the exception to the rule.

next season, with the David Beckham-fronted Inter Miami likely succeeding

Who has better vacation ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.

Three words for Matt: “Ed Wood,” motherfucker!

Dee Gordon, Giancarlo Stanton, Cristian Yelich, Marcel Ozuna, JT Realmuto

Here’s my take that nobody asked for:

Watching Westbrook and PG stumble and fumble and exit the first round every year is going to bring me such unbridled joy.

And if OKC had it to do over again and traded away Westbrook instead of Harden, would (a) Durant still be there and (b) would OKC be a more serious contender? Yes to both.

He totally gleamed that other dude’s cube.

The Rockets and the Bucks

God I hope this ends with Draymond and KD getting into a fistfight on the sideline.