Meanwhile Matt Kuchar wishes no one would cash his cheques.

Finally we can back to 3 second golf coverage where you only need to hear how many strokes Tiger won by.

Unconfirmed List of champions since 2008:
- boring white guy

That’s a clown offer, bro

(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

“We are not a racist community.”

Most of Utah is absolutely gorgeous to behold, if you’re into that outdoorsy kind of shit. On the other hand (and possibly inversely proportional to), the neo-natives can be some of the most judgemental, insular isolationists you’ll ever meet. As far as the NBA goes, the most relevant number is the state’s almost…

Didn’t these guys get forced out of Missouri because they were such assholes?

Charlie “Browns”

It was definitely a major break from the way people usually walk the streets of Cleveland:

“We’re sending you to Buffalo.”

No one deserves to go to Buffalo. No one. 

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

I don’t understand what Nick Foles has to do with this.

Yeah. They should definitely have him on the Opening Day roster. The two weeks he’ll play in April of a season that the Jays have no chance of finishing higher than third in the AL East will be worth losing him to free agency an entire season early.

As a Mets fan this makes me so happy. He’s overrated to begin with; this contract will be a Ryan Howard-level albatross, except for many more years. Meanwhile they’re out of the Trout sweepstakes. Yay!

^this^ i don’t necessarily care that he pays for sexual interactions. i care that he chooses this particular venue with intent.

I am (was?) a New England Revolution fan. All of the baggage, none of the success. It can basically be stated as fact that Kraft has spent more time thinking about the appropriate tip to give for rub and tugs than he has about his soccer team. All I want to do is support a local soccer club that isn’t playing on a…