It sucks that Erberth being dumb as shit again overshadowed some really neat stuff(Meragali taking Lo’s back, Joao Gabriel Rocha finally beating Buchecha)

Like most of my experiences with a Brazilian, this one also involves a very sensitive and irritated asshole.

There is nothing about Bauer that doesn’t scream “significant autism spectrum disorder.” The fact that he’s put the ability to focus intensely that characterizes autistics and Aspies aon throwing a ball instead of, say, writing code or Wikipedia articles on every Class III railroad in the Lower 48, doesn’t mean he’s…

So the football program doesn’t care that a Southern miss said “no”?

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

welcome back

“The Finals Solution”

How bout White Pow-....oh, wait, no.

Let’s really break this down.

Desus & Mero are going to be very upset.

James Dolan is like the James Dolan of musicians, of owners.

as a Mavs fans, I’m very excited about Krispsnaps and Luka together, but still vaguely creeped out by Mavs overwhelming commitment to White Europeans Who Play the Right Way, especially after Cubans recent comments. That withstanding, this is fun as hell.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Of course we have to entertain the Padres, they sure as hell don’t entertain us.

Padres offseason news isn’t a hot stove. It’s a friar.

If Miles’ Mom can’t figure out who he is from his first name and a picture of him wearing the jacket she probably bought him — then she is as dumb as her frost-bitten son.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

Never say never.