ANDY GRIFFITH: Now, you can’t be serious about resignin’. What in the world will you do?

more like Alan Flaccidy innit

I presume this also massively screws concession workers as while people may end up spending more they will be far less likely to tip.

Would you like to buy some Rays money? It’s like regular money but it’s....fun.

My kids will know what it’s like to fail and never quit.

It’s amazing how fun games can be if the fans make noise rather than having dad rock blasted at them for every second of every stoppage of play.

Rad, another “MLS Sucks” post.

Both, it’s Major League Soccer. They need to quit with the cosplay shit. The quality of play is getting better but all this Real and FC stuff is nonsense.

man, only 1 person got this joke.  Cheers to you.

God, Score sports cards sucked.  Pure trash when stacked up against Upper Deck, Donruss, and Fleer.

Let’s remember Tony Zendejas!

Shut the fuck up.

Eddie Alvarez is closely following this story as it develops.

Sometimes replies are good.

I see Bauer finally upped his spin rate.  

Sorry, they’ve already got a plan for that...

How embarrassing! I’ll bet he’s so red in the face that they will have to replace his team photo with a big letter C.

Fedor is GOAT.