How would you feel if you looked silly for not finishing the original post and missing the punch line?

This may be the single most idiotic comment of the last day.

Wait, Samer's not an intern?

Of course, had he beaten his wife, he only would have been suspended 2 games...

baseball was reignited by the Bonds/Sosa home run race.

This is the Newelliest post, ever.

Yes yes this is very impressive athleticism. Can someone tell me if it's possible to turn off the Vine auto play on an iPhone ?

I always hate it when somebody makes a joke that gets tons of stars and I don't understand it!

indeed. the contrast also shows us that beyonce is a stronger and better singer than taylor swift.

It seeks unspecified money damages.

I'm not convinced you haven't suffered from head trauma.

Well, he all but admitted there was plenty he didn't want to make public. But will Deadspin dedicate more than 50 words to this story or will it continue to give Kluwe a pass for having what amounts to infantile, cheap fun at the expense of child rape victims?

"I never made a hole-in-one, but I did hit a guy, and that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "FORE!" but I was too busy muttering "There's no way that's gonna hit that guy"

+1 #2 pencil

"SAT night?"

There is nothing worse than an umpire who insists on drawing attention to themselves. MLB umps are basically a gang of Joey Crawfords.

What's the problem with that thought? It's the main reason we have the fucked up home-plate rule.

Oh, so I can't post one gif of a guy sitting on an eggplant, but Samer can make me look at penises from the 50s?

Maybe I should hold myself to a higher standard, guy who named himself after Bells Palsy.