Baseball players are boneheads.

At one point, near the Thompson Lane overpass, "he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot."

It's fried dough and sweet glaze. Not exactly the baked equivalent of rocket science. So no. They're a donut shop; it's indisputable.

Why is soccer the only sport that gets earnest, detailed summaries of less-than-cataclysmic games (along with the annoying European style of plural verbs with singular nouns)?

Don't you mean he ripped off the Apple store to the I-tune of $ 14,000?

Of course there's a difference. I just find the righteous indignation shown in several articles on here about the leaks humorous when they clearly have no problems writing gossip articles about celebrities sex lives.

Both are invasions of privacy, yet one is A-OK for some reason while the other is not. There's no…

How is it that all these gossip stories about famous people's sex lives are okay for Gawker Media to write about yet you were all up in arms about the celebrity picture leaks?

Your "ethical and moral standards" for what's okay to write about or post make no sense.

hey Kyle dont you have a shitty post of your own to work on?

"MmGooooooooo Fuuuuuuuuucka Youselllllllllffffff Whorrrrre de clickbaaaaaaait"

Clint Dempsey raps like Greg Howard blogs

So does your mom

You would call a carpenter to fix your pipes? The cuils just keep piling up, man. Cuils upon cuils. I like you.

Alright, people, let's get some fresh punch-lines in these comments, okay?

I run a process to catch the trolls. It's unfortunate that people waste their time doing this, but on the positive side: I get trolls to waste their time doing this.

Not that I condone what these morons did but the "How will you explain this to kids?" argument is just the worst

So! You are saying that a song that says "Hit it with the left / Hit it with the right / I'ma knock the pussy out like fight night"that is referring to actually beating the shit out of a woman is not ok, but a song says "Hit it with the left / Hit it with the right / I'ma knock the pussy out like fight night" that is…

I dunno about that last point. Remember that player who knocked his wife unconscious?

Personally I'm surprised it took 14 whole minutes before someone posted a "Jobs is turning in his grave" comment.

What's more annoying than people donating money for stuff they know nothing about?

It makes sense, but there are some big differences: