jerking off to completion isn't an interaction.

Now invite someone to read and correct your awful writing.

oh so you don't like definitions, I get it.

lol... Commerce team! Derpppppppp

lol... Commerce team! Derpppppppp

These riders are teammates. Pay attention.

Wes Welker should be allowed to blindside her.

said the guy who writes "+1."

Because the writers at deadspin don't know anything about sports.

Cool story.

Tom Ley: I suck at my job. Now read me.

Terribly, just like you.

* a salty former buc

"Yes, of course, I didn't think I was inferring that it was hand-carved."

Dumb.

You mean "it's." Dumbshit.

A) the act of hitting a defenseless receiver isn't always illegal, definitely not here.

that's certainly not a fact

Derp

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