If you were on the ground that much and losing that much skin over it while in band, then I think you were doing something wrong.

Boston. Here's the teacher salary schedule:

How dare they identify her as a porn star instead of her true profession of marine biology!

my roomate's mom makes $68 every hour on the laptop . She has been laid off for seven months but last month her pay was $19303 just working on the laptop for a few hours. pop over here.

Waiting for mustachioed newcomer Werdna Elddib to take the boat racing scene by storm.

I look forward to Deadspin's next post about some media outlet getting fooled by a fake Twitter account.

Update: This is not Lou Piniella, it's a dumb radio bit, and I am almost assuredly not qualified for my job.

"DID SEAN NEWELL GET DUPED BY A FAKE LOU PINIELLA? "

Comments like these just validate my opinion that sometimes we need a "You must be THIS old to use the Internet" sign somewhere.

FWIW, as a Giants fan, the Giants broadcasters love Vinny, and every single fan I know loves him, too. Most of us prefer to listen to our guys, but Scully's a national treasure.

So that's why you're so annoying, you're a Cardinals fan.

For me, the best part of last night's broadcast was Scully's homily to Evan Gattis and his misspent youth "smoking too much marijuana". Much more entertaining than hearing about the 4 pitch walk he was getting from Beckett at the time. "You don't have a drug problem - you're depressed!"

You will probably like him more once you get your cochlear implants.

Found the Giants fan

Name one who is better.

Just checking to see if I'm following this correctly... Your handle is "RIP DJ SCREW" and you believe Vin Scully is overrated? Am I right so far?

I've had the privilege of listening to Chick Hearn, Bob Miller and Vin Scully call games for my favorite sports teams. Wow, I'm blessed.

I'm a Padres fan, and recently described him to my mother as "the most important man currently in baseball." Vin is baseball.

Fuck yes. Forget being a Dodger fan, I'm probably not a baseball fan (which is by far my favorite sport) if I didn't grow up listening to Vin. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

Yeah, totally. Except the part about Chinese, real instead of a toy, no cars, and square. Other than that, bang on.