There is nothing worse than an umpire who insists on drawing attention to themselves. MLB umps are basically a gang of Joey Crawfords.

What's the problem with that thought? It's the main reason we have the fucked up home-plate rule.

Oh, so I can't post one gif of a guy sitting on an eggplant, but Samer can make me look at penises from the 50s?

Maybe I should hold myself to a higher standard, guy who named himself after Bells Palsy.

If you were on the ground that much and losing that much skin over it while in band, then I think you were doing something wrong.

After the 10,000th time, anyone should be able to draw Charlie Brown in less than a minute. He started in 1950. He practiced a lot.

This is dumb, ALL dancing without music looks ridiculous. At least these guys can sorta dance, imagine the horrors a deaf person might see when people are dancing at a wedding.

Boston. Here's the teacher salary schedule:

How dare they identify her as a porn star instead of her true profession of marine biology!

Thanks for all the replies. I hope your situation in CA improves.

my roomate's mom makes $68 every hour on the laptop . She has been laid off for seven months but last month her pay was $19303 just working on the laptop for a few hours. pop over here.

Waiting for mustachioed newcomer Werdna Elddib to take the boat racing scene by storm.

I look forward to Deadspin's next post about some media outlet getting fooled by a fake Twitter account.

Update: This is not Lou Piniella, it's a dumb radio bit, and I am almost assuredly not qualified for my job.

"DID SEAN NEWELL GET DUPED BY A FAKE LOU PINIELLA? "

For me, the best part of last night's broadcast was Scully's homily to Evan Gattis and his misspent youth "smoking too much marijuana". Much more entertaining than hearing about the 4 pitch walk he was getting from Beckett at the time. "You don't have a drug problem - you're depressed!"

Name one who is better.

I've had the privilege of listening to Chick Hearn, Bob Miller and Vin Scully call games for my favorite sports teams. Wow, I'm blessed.

I'm a Padres fan, and recently described him to my mother as "the most important man currently in baseball." Vin is baseball.

Fuck yes. Forget being a Dodger fan, I'm probably not a baseball fan (which is by far my favorite sport) if I didn't grow up listening to Vin. He's the gift that keeps on giving.