Yeah, totally. Except the part about Chinese, real instead of a toy, no cars, and square. Other than that, bang on.

Counterpoint:

Why is his nickname Trader Jack? Did he turn his back on his former team?

This is the college football equivalent of holding on to losses to help with taxes in years to come.

"discovered" my ass. They banked that shit for later use.

Oh, I mean, when you say it's LEGITIMATE...

★★ Legitimate Work-From-Home Opportunities ★★

Perhaps, but the batter was miffed that he was intentionally thrown at earlier in the game for violating a dumb, unwritten rule.

I think we're all missing the important bit here; that was a terrible strike 3 call.

While cold/rain is not directly responsible for getting sick, there is some reason to believe it may increase your chances. For one, the body's immune response is decreased when it's in a low energy state, such as when it is trying to conserve warmth.

I'll be honest, I couldn't read the entire article because of you repeating that one line in all caps repeatedly. It's very unprofessional. Even infantile. I'd like to hear your argument without having to put up with you acting like a child. No offense.

What an incredibly stupid and nonsensical thing to say. By what definition did Hitler do a good job?

These stupid opinions are not shared by all members of the Deadspin staff.

Brad Stevens and the Celtics are hated? For what? Did I miss something, or is this generic unoriginal Boston hate?

but if they're that excited about Lego odds are they wouldn't have much interaction with women anyway...

And furthermore, fuck his craft.

inb4 someone explains why they're called Sounders.

Being so outspoken definitely played some sort of a part. Being a shitty overpaid punter played an even bigger part.

"There is consistent and weighty evidence from the record, mostly from Kluwe himself, that he viewed his performance as a member of the Vikings in an inflated manner. For instance, Kluwe, in at least one article, described himself as a very good punter."