yuck

hot take alert

"Schefter was also SportsCenter..."

this guy Ronnie is the dbaggiest dbag of all dbags

maybe, just maaaaaaybe, he incorrectly was told they did see the tape. or maybe not.

Does deadspin EVER read their posts prior to publishing? I'm guessing not as every single post is riddled with (often embarrassing) mistakes throughout. Some of which are corrected, others which go unchanged. Call out your own guys first.

except they weren't. Silly details.

This isn't true. There are many games where a contestant doesn't make final jeopardy because they have less than zero dollars.

complete a game? As in be alive with at least $100?

a lot of the work was done already

And if ESPN had done this deadspin would be circling the wagons.

"perhaps a bit terrified."

"Haka dances are never not cool,"

sweet sample size and highly ironic handle cool guy.

"It's tragic (and perhaps coincidental, considering his name?) that Mr. Brokken..."

with yeast?

a) you missed the fkn joke. b) you're realllllly dumb.

not people with actual shit to do.

Cool story

Which is exactly what you just fkn asked for. You were wrong, it'll all be ok.