found the dumb guy

They obviously don't NEED to, but it's recommended.

yep, this shit is still weird.

says the guy who couldn't be bothered to wear a tie on fkn TV:

-10000000

Holy cow is that you jay Leno? #comedian

was he on your wnba fantasy team?

I'm certainly glad you're not in charge.

cool storyb

Dumb, but not as dumb as the first use.

Why is there no way he could make contact with a full swing? Not easy but definitely possible.

you're dumb

46 words in one rambling mess of a sentence. Business as usual at Deadspin.

Stop saying literally.

runners? Derpppppppppppp

think you guys might be talking about different all sports

calm down

Wtf is coub? Why do you insist on effing with things that actually work?

Yea. Wait around for a second call. Good idea. Or just hindsight, take your pick. Glad you're not the chief of police in my city.

he enjoys backs of heads?