apparently you haven't noticed that the last 5 World Series were won by teams with home field advantage.

you're the worst

he has legs

you can turn that 5 into a 6 or an 8 real easy

oh

This article is about the teams and owners, who do pay taxes.

It's unnecessary, even without the accompanying photo of a melting road. I think we can all do the math that it wasn't figuratively melting.

Literally melting? Ughhhhhh.

You'rea fkn clown

ah, so you're a curmudgeon

You hear that? The sound of you missing the joke.

Dumb

the 34 ppl to recommend this amateur hour joke should be slapped.

completely common occurrence

Someone actually wrote that sentence. Yikes.

Dumb

Dumb

"So, as with the speculative frenzy over Dan Gilbert's private plane making its way to Miami this weekend—which Gilbert vigorously denied meant anything, but which actually, as it turned, did—it seems that the internet tea leaves did mean something after all."

cue the parade of ppl telling you they pay the player salaries with ticket and beer purchases.

please don't