Fucking up is standard operating procedure at Deadspin.

You shouldn't.

Try reading next time dickwad.

I was speaking very generally. Of course it is more complicated than flat and straight is more hittable than breaking. I'll get into this more later when I've got time later this afternoon. I can say with confidence though that you aren't the only Deadspin commenter who has a background in baseball with a resume as…

you've fulfilled your red sox quota for the week.

" Most people can hit a fastball since eye recognition is easier."

not quite

"Some batters "protect" the plate fouling off bad pitches with a 3-0, 3-1 count."

If I could recommend this post twice, I would.

thank you.

I dont agree that a high pitch count = a poor performance. Maybe you meant high pitch count per inning? I would say that a guy throwing 120 pitches in a game has probably faired decent to very well, with an occasional stinker.

That's a shit load of words for 2 recommendations.

Depends on the bullpen, and the starter. Dreadful bullpen and ace on the hill a lot different than lights out pen with #5 or spot starter. But yes, this was a very silly analysis.

And do you always disagree with the defense?

dumb

an indoor dump

pretty sure that's a q, which only furthers my confusion on WTF sport that is.

so they're Hawaiian?

Oh.

thanks for the qualifier