I’m just here for the bonfire.

I refuse to believe there is geninue public interest in the ongoings of this family. There is a conspiracy afoot, and I resolve to find the responsible party. I’m coming for you, Clickbait, if that truly is your name.

Here’s the mindless overreach I was awaiting.

Isn’t the South’s racist mentality typically going to reside amongst destitute, disenfranchised rural areas? Not the affluent urban centres such as Charleston?

I’m sufficiently secure in my white male privilege as to feign socially responsible interest and approval, like a proper apathetic yuppie.

Solemn nod.

I watch, I pause, I watch again!

So we're conceding that the Iraq War really did spawn the Arab Spring and subsequent uprising in Syria? Cool.

So that Marine officer killed with a word? We're certain he wasn't actually a Fremen?

As a semiconductor supplier for automotive modules, I can speak from experience in asserting that a low return rate, latent defect may simply not draw sufficient attention at the onset—and that’s even in my straightforward world of micro controllers blowing up someone’s infotainment system. Imagine trying to do root…

I strongly suspect incompetence over malice. It's very easy to get a lot of product into the field before you discover any potential defectivity.

Moisture sensitivity levels is a thing. JEDEC, away!

Roe is dead, the appropriate case is Casey.

Let us give it the Great Chicago Fire experience and toss it upon a bonfire for warmth.

OSHA violations aside, I feel like Knights of Shame could work for as an AWOL fucking song.

Now I may be a lowly tech plebeian, bias acknowledged, but if I examine the situation with my engineering rigor, there's one immediate take away. Clearly, if there's a victimized individual whose public honor has been so offended as to necessitate white knighting, its this man whose parents sent him across the…

Still off the mark; Yugoslavia was an anagglomeration of many, many ethno-religious groupings.

I am genuinely impressed. Albert may have been better a boyfriend than I've managed in past relationships.

Isn't the primary purpose of the rebuttal nowadays to avoid the gaffe filled débâcles of previous years' rebuttals? No one fell over into a pool of their own defecations? Fantastic! Mission accomplished!