The NFL should investigate how its possible such an upstanding organization as the Cleveland Browns have been unable to secure a playoff berth in recent seasons. Only the most vile and insidious of conspiracies could be the culprit.

That's a bit excessive, isn't it? The collective consciousness of the NFL is past war crimes. Ryan Lindley isn't taking more snaps this season.

Jail or prison? 48 in Scottsdale (non-consecutive) isn't the worst, hypothetically.

yes

You sound just like my hangover.

...Josh?

I don't know how a sane person could countinously risk death for ten years. San Francisco's motorist, pedestrians, and cyclist make me squinch my sphincter in sheer terror, especially when I'm amongst the latter two, as I am most days. Combine that with world class infrastructure befitting one of America's great…

Is this where I confess my desire to adequately furnish a room in something resembling a cohesive, ascetically pleasing manner?

Arguably the predominance of white dudes is a fairly recent phenomena; a few centuries. Dudes as a whole, let's say the beginning of civilization. So wooooo go us!

Tête-à-tête.

New album is alright but Anna Sun and Tightrope from their first remain near and dear.

Hero.

How does one fuck up the Fall of Constantinople?

...perhaps because there's a link between poverty and every affliction to ever befall human kind? Breaking news: being poor sucks.

This is depressing. Thank God, as a white heterosexual male, I am insolated.

Bull fucking shit United isn't the worst god damn always.

Please, woman. This show was made for (and by) white men.

No, sir, that's sanity.

Who names their child after a losing memeber of the triumvirate? What, too good for Marcus Aemilius Lepidus?

Please cease your cultural appropriation of doge. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have couches to burn. #SF