So the traditional American success story? Let’s recap the trials and tribulations on the road to the top:

NOW. It’s right now, you special little unicorn, you.

Honestly, do you have any idea how much this is going to cost me?

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got plumes, hun!”

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Cardinals fans also suck because it took three of us to write five paragraphs.

Watching a game at University of Phoenix stadium is a lot like attending University of Phoenix – you spend a ton of money on a complete waste of time, and when you tell people what you did they all laugh at you.

So what you’re saying is, he won’t be strike-slipping your San Andreas Fault?

it’s a whole series of videos

Now they’re just actively baiting people.

I’m all for pulling the flag down, and pulling sales of those stupid ass confederate belt buckles. But this, now this is just fucking retarded. The Civil War was a true historical event, so a game recounting that has nothing to do with anything happening today. It’s the same shit with all the other World War II…

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

I’m going to go back and read but from the title my immediate reaction is...

Bonus footage?! OH WHAT A DAY

/\ please give this more stars, people.

Cyclists and cops - two groups that often think they are above the law and are loved only by their own kind.

The Roesthlisberger TD pass to Santonio Holmes in the waning seconds of Super Bowl XLIII to beat the Cardinals. Because I was there and because I sat through so many hot afternoons at Sun Devil Stadium and because it made me sad. We sat there, stunned, until security kicked us out into the streets of Tampa. There are…

YES, KYLE, WE GET IT. THE DRESS LOOKS LIKE SHIT.