What a fucking farce.

Does this make the Pacific Northwest a permanent state of limbo, a purgatory between winter’s icy embrace and sping’s comforting warmth?

America is out of ideas. Time to shutter Silicon Valley.

So the traditional American success story? Let’s recap the trials and tribulations on the road to the top:

Will, after so many years of struggling in vain that the Cardinals might reward your fandom, did you ever contemplate laying down the burden? Horrible coverage by Aaron Francisco? Rolle’s stupidity actually blocking Fitzgerald as he sprinted down the sidelines? Carson’s ACL leading to that disastrous Ryan Lindley end…

Rhodesian Army: we're not racist because the insurgents are black.

Mediocre.

That is an ugly White Sox hat.

Is Jim behind this amazing lede .gif?

+1, you marvelous bastard.

I really wanted this article to be “YOU STARTED RYAN GODDAMN LINDLEY IN A PLAYOFF GAME!” copied hundreds of thousands of times over. But perhaps you're right; I don’t think Ryan’s Bible distribution business would appreciate the Lord’s name being used in vain as a promotional stunt.

This disappoints me as someone with the unfortunate affiliation of similar sexual organs.

All about that Hayward, anyways.

That’s fucking bullshit. The longest tenured NFC team of the bunch gets shipped off to the AFC gallows?

Dear Drew,

Don’t people of color also constitute a disproportionate amount of the incarcerated populace? Do these deaths represent a statistical anomaly relative to the frequency of white deaths whilst imprisoned? These seem like important details when discussing the possibility of a systematic issue.

This is relevant to my interests and I approve.

Computer programmers and other overwhelming male oriented STEM fields? Observational bias?

You rang?