The Demuro strategy. I like it.

Thank for mansplaining that to me

I don’t. My time is worth more than that.

Non-Plump Trump Stumps For Heffalump Rump Hump And Bump For Scotch Triumph

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

Nick Folk? More like Nick Blues because he’s sad his career is over and blues is a genre of melancholic music.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Hi, Native America here............

If you have any vegetable jokes, lettuce know.

“Games I have nostalgia for, and games that I don’t.”

Jason, I’m begging here: don’t delay this game (again).

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Yeah well my bookie is getting my child support check because of that kick, so I know how Wentz feels.

When I was 10 I clogged the employee toilet at OshKosh B’Gosh. I wasn’t running or anything, I just like telling that story. Poop got on the floor.

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

“We treat our employees well and many of them stick around, if they can handle it.”

Huh. So that’s why they call it “getting keyed up”.

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