When asked for a response they replied

Now, do a similar article on what IPs Sony owns.  Nintendo too, while you’re at it.

It’s a sacred ritual, and an important part of the nostalgia.

If they did that, the release wouldn’t span two billing periods.

I mean this WAS my first worried thought.

I could have sworn that vinyl has outsold CD’s for at least the past two years. 

Considering how often I ate at my desk, it’s also how you get ants.

You’re right but also people easily triggered should just avoid going to stand-up comedy shows in general.

Bravo on the selection of the image. A++. I do believe it provides proper context through a glimpse at the kind of world this deranged stockpiler of nauseating wealth inhabits.

Men can make pillows and jewelry, you sexist pig.

Not open to American citizens? After all the money they saved when we decided not to make them pay for the border wall, and this is the thanks we get? Sheesh /s

Come with a ski rack?

Deja vu?

No car is worth bidding on without a DougScore.

Neutral:

I mean, strung out dudes screaming gibberish makes for good music sometimes

“It’s the Volvo 740 series of the 21st century.”

Hey Kinja, I found one of Zuck’s SUMAs!

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

It feels like we are less than a month away from the story telling us the only way to guarantee privacy on the internet is to kill yourself.