That’s the definition of NASCAR right there.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Vending machines are fine, but they’re not revolutionary or particularly game changing.

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

I wish there was an age restriction or term limits or something that got these old fucks out of the government faster. We need fresh minds. We need diversity. We don’t need old white men getting older but still in complete and total control of a world that is changing far faster than they can possibly keep up with.

Sounds kind of like the Jorge/Anfisa thing on “90 Day Fiance” show. that is pretty much a shit show. At least they aren’t married like the 2 on TV are.

He is the King of Dirty Looks. Can’t imagine where he gets it.

It’s a Hyperblue STI for people who don’t wear flat-brimmed hats to work.

“Eyebrow model turned actress turned “singer” Cara Delevingne is starring alongside Orlando Bloom in what sounds like a real mess of a TV show on Amazon.”

Jacob:

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

“So, a person who wears a dumb “geisha girl” costume is not the same fucking thing as Lafcadio Hearn (Koizumi Yakumo) who assimilated and chose to live and breathe the culture.”

Maybe Xbox Live is down because it’s selling SNES Classics too.

Your views on children are... misguided. You just have to redefine what children mean to you. I’m shooting for three: Hunter, my future puppy; Jordan, my future Miata RF; and Kristen, my future MGB (named in honor of FancyKristen, because she’s going to take all the money to keep happy). Human children........ are…

True Jalop TM

I’m already put off of Jeep so it can’t really get any worse for me.

This is nothing like “Certified Pre-Owned.” Normal car dealerships will keep lowering the price of their CPOs until they sell. Tesla will just try to move you into a new vehicle instead. They’re not really interested in selling you a used one, and they don’t seem to mind keeping the used inventory on the books.

I am (in no particular order): a Colts fan, the wife of an architect, and an urban planner who works with a variety of architectural firms on several different projects. In both my personal and professional lives, I see what a thankless industry architecture can be, balancing long hours with bending over backwards…

This is nuts - and not in a good way. I hope there’s some sort of user flow that involves the steering wheel controls, because no way would I be dicking around with that while driving.