Just zap it with a high voltage tazer and short it out.

You’ll have just paid a fine, likely by credit card. I’m guessing you’ll have incentive to return it undamaged.

I like to think the employee in question was not fired, but was instead being retrained in “traveling restroom cleaning person” duty. That is, they’d be assigned a six-county area in which they had to drive around cleaning all the CVS bathrooms. :-D

I believe your sentiments are in the right place. This grown man probably should not have killed this kid. But it is mostly fantasy to ever expect someone to shoot another person they are in an encounter with, in the foot or the kneecap. Thats cartoon/movie logic. When a person’s life is threatened one does not aim…

Again, this guy is a POS but warning shots and shots to extremities is not how it works. A warning shot into the ground or air can kill someone you are not meaning to kill. The point of shooting someone is to neutralize a threat. A shot to the shoulder or knee, besides being an incredibly difficult feat to pull off,…

aimed for the kid’s shoulders, knees or feet

El Sobrante, California. Blue States- don’t kid yourselves.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

I hope he and Dr. Jill Biden get to spend a lot of quality time walking in the woods with dogs and driving in the corvette to get ice cream and watching the grandkids goof around in the yard .

My favorite is the one where Biden superglues a draw shut and labels it “Muslim Agenda”.

I have some buzzwords that describe you: dipshit, .8 % condom breakage, 336th trimester abortion, sparsely attended funeral, the guy that a Papa Johns driver checks on to see if he’s still alive but remembers that he’s an asshole that doesn’t tip so he leaves him to die with the band of his Trump underwear around his…

Fortunately, a federal law passed in 1967 prohibits the appointment of family members (including in-laws) to serve directly under the president.

This isn’t about you right now.

That’s because Rihanna is a sorceress.

In the next installment of BMW FILMS, Clive Owen gets a beard...

Well in unrelated news, this account popped up minutes after they took his.

Theo Epstein said he’d turn the franchise around in 5 years, and in 5 years he’s got them winning the World Series. And he just put himself into the Hall of Fame.

yea but i think this guy got scared about dropping her off at home unconcsious, so he decided to take her to a motel to sleep it off.

Who the hell puts their passed out female friend into an Uber (or a taxi or anything for that matter) alone and just sends her on her way with some stranger? Those are the kind of friends no one needs or should have...

She has a rare terminal condition related to overconsumption of zinc and will die soon?