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They all ended up on that guy’s property in Michigan. He has to sell like 20 a day or something.

If I were Jon I’d be nervous. He’s not exactly a Team Trump guy. They might be trying to disappear him.

I wasn’t there, but I have heard from some folks who were marshalling at the time...

The problem will be people arguing the actual cash value from the insurance companies.

No one who has ever watched a Floyd Mayweather match could rationally have expected an early KO. That’s not who Floyd is, especially at age 40 and fighting above his best weight.

Small correction, easy mistake to make, tiny thing, completely understandable:

Y’all remember when Bush 2.0 was sitting in there and we were having “respect the office” shoved down our throats every fucking day?

Dear rule violator dealership, we are sorry to inform you that your shipments of Grand Cherokees have been delayed, indefinitely, please enjoy your next several deliveries of all MANUAL base Renegades and Compasses in the interim.

Spitfires running out of fuel have glided for 15 miles so the brief but seemingly long glide sequence was not beyond possibility. The ammo thing I’ll grant you. The number of short bursts a Spit pilot could squeeze off could be a few as eight and maybe twelve or thirteen if he was frugal with ammo. I was counting and

1. The movie literally says the plane sequence is only one hour via a title card.

I’m amazed this doesn’t have more stars! Here, instead:

UK-dwellers are fantastic at protesting. Primarily because it combines their two greatest enthusiasms: queueing and complaining.

News: “Military” doesn’t mean superhero and their gear isn’t magic.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet intakes.

The Daily Beast is reporting that Hannity (star of Hannity) is looking to leave, not because of any lawsuit or scandal

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Alternative headline: After Venezuelan seizes plant by force, company with no needs for workers lays off workers, voluntarily gives them money

I knew someone who worked in the capitol back when Strom was around. If Thurmond was ever found wandering the halls you were to politely ask if you could escort him back to his office.