Anyway, also today I called my (republican, awful) Congressman and cried on the phone to some college staffer, ha ha. I was like “Listen, Joseph, you and I are going to become very close because you’re going to be hearing from me a lot.”

I had a cabbie once that had a ferret on his passenger seat. He was feeding it pieces of a rotisserie chicken. You don’t get that with Uber. Fuck Uber 

On Gizmodo, a commenter called him the Yamchurian Candidate.

GET ‘EM CONSTANCE!

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

Thank you for articulating what I was struggling with. As a mother to a 5 month old with Down Syndrome and a heart defect, I now struggle with comments like that. I am still pro choice as I was before my pregnancy. However I have come to appreciate a new perspective on what it means to be pro choice. Choice infers a…

If every single Democrat doesn’t vote against DeVos, I will snap. She is a horrible monstrous person.

I want, like, the PBS version of that show. Give him an hour (WITHOUT commercials) to talk to people who own vineyards, or walk us through how best to season a cast-iron pan, or have a side section on various types of salt and why Himalayan salt is pink.

I interned for the show for a summer... The men were all wonderful.

Ted Allen is a national treasure and this new reboot should just be Ted Allen teaching people how to cook and educating us all on wine pairings.

Ugh, it feels like we’ve all stepped into a giant time machine and are headed back to the worst parts of our history. Granted, I feel like contextually this show helped bring visibility to the gay community back when it was on (I remember my very homophobic grandma started watching the series and realized, ‘Hey,…

that’s insulting to jellyfish... and he’d probably love to get stung by one just so he has an excuse to get peed on.

Hey, it’s one way to get out of my credit card debt.

it’s a little demoralizing to turn on the tv day after day and hear...

It’s like a before and after picture depicting the ravages of Heinz chunky soups

You’re welcome:

Marco Rubio is said to be joining soon.

It gets better when you add in Kellyanne Conway’s justification of Spicer’s press conference: “We were offering ‘alternative facts.’”

I called those “observable, quantifiable, demonstrable falsehoods” in my Rhet/Comp 101/102 courses, and made students replace such specious claims in their essays.

I failed them if they…