OHHHHH. Chris I’m a naughty little pine log.

You are so wrong.

DUDE I was just thinking about that while watching Big Little Lies. SO much lotion applying! I just stumble into bed after brushing my teeth. There’s actually a Family Guy moment where Lois calls to Peter and says “Peter, I’m done doing the 40 minutes of things middle-aged women have to do before bed!”

Yes! I am a tiny lady (well, tallish, but otherwise v. small) and I love chopping wood. My younger brother and I were put in charge of keeping the wood burning sauna going every summer when we were younger and taught very specifically how to do so without hurting ourselves. (Zero accidents EVER.) I’ll give him the…

Don’t you dare take that scene away from me and my eyeballs.

I mean, women don’t poop or pee, so the bathroom is only used for lotioning.

WELL CLEARLY THEY ALREADY WEAKENED IT FOR YOU GOSH

women are too emotional to chop wood lololololol

I feel manlier just having watched that video above so I don’t feel a need to chop actual wood.

K so none of my male friends have children yet but we rented a cottage last summer that had a wood stove. I was being Cottage Mom and unpacking groceries while 6 grown men tried and failed to split this one piece of timber for like 10 straight mins. (They chose one with a knot in it...inexperience showing.) At this…

The women writers leave for a day and already the men of this site can’t stop talking about their dicks.

I see your wood chopping and raise you one Jonad.

My grandmother went through it in the late 90s. She showed a lot of the same traits as Donald Trump - complete disregard of facts, even when directly confronted with them; unreasonable aggression and anger over what should’ve been minor situations; unwillingness to admit that it was even within the realm of…

I can actually tie these threads together. When Nixon died my dementia suffering neighbor shouted to me over the fence that it was the best news ever. Thinking he was having a rare lucid moment I rounded the fence and saw that he was not wearing pants. But at least Nixon was really dead so the experience netted out…

NYT: He will sometimes set off to explore the unfamiliar surroundings of his new home.

This whole page won’t load for me for some reason, but how about how he didn’t realize he permanently appointed Bannon to the NSC? “Oh, well...I don’t know. It all happened very fast, and then the man looked like he was nice, so I bought the timeshare and then...oh my...”

Yea, I have tons of respect for those Yemeni bodega owners; you know they work on really narrow profit margins, and closing down for 8 hours was a big sacrifice for a lot of them.

I have rewritten the US Constitution. You can all thank me later.