Aim higher than “peacefully in his sleep”. Like “Secret Service won’t confirm or deny reports that during his heart attack, he had a Big Mac in his hand while sitting on the toilet with a hundred dollar bill wrapped around his genitals. However, the NSA does confirm that his phone had an unsent tweet which read…
sweet cuppin' cakes
taydee
No, no, no.
Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.
This is horrifying.
Oh, it’s real. I read a tweet about Steve Harvey that said “When I heard Steve Harvey I assumed it was a politician I didn’t know also named Steve Harvey.
That jacket shrunk Baldwin’s hands like, six sizes. It’s truly magic.
Dang I wish Luther was there to anger translate.
He’s a black man Trump watches on TV. In the words of David S Pumpkins, any questions?
I don’t think he’s annoyed given the actor who plays him is pretty fit. Now if SNL was to point out how short Putin is in real life (only 5'7") then you would start seeing people getting “mysteriously sick” and dying. I swear, the man has a Napoleon complex. He does not like being around tall people or around anything…
I kind of wonder whether Putin thinks the consistently bare-chested representation is flattering or if he’s just annoyed that they’re making fun of him.
Gonna be drinking a lot of XXX to handle this sloppy fuck fest of idiots.
I love the little Russian pin on Trump’s lapel. It’s the little touches that make these sketches great.
Hello! It’s me, Steve Harvey. I do government now. Will this bode well for our country?
Most of the joy I had while watching SNL last night was how furious it would make that cretin.
Too feminist. Jesus holding Mike Pence, maybe.
I know it’s mentioned in the article, but I just want to reiterate that Jean-Marie Le Pen is STILL the honorary president of the Front National and he also STILL says the Holocaust wasn’t such a bad thing.
Ah, yes, a sign of the super Aryan race: crispy orange skin.
I don’t care what the FDA says, the proper serving size for ice cream is and always will be a pint and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.