Whenever I drive through Jersey and pass by the “Cheesequake” rest stop on the parkway, I always think of Chris Christie. He really should be Governor Cheesequake.

Hi, Jerseyian living in NYC now. My famil is still there.

Chris Christie’s very public humiliation is pretty much the only silver lining of this entire election cycle.

I’m going to miss America.

When you’re living in a dystopia you’ve got to find the silver linings. Christie the Bully’s demotion to manservant and third tier henchman to a bigger bully is as sweet as it gets these days.

As a resident of NJ, the answer is no. Last year when he was on his FAILED (lol) campaign, we had a frigging blizzard here. When asked by reporters why he didn’t come back to, you know, govern the state he snidely responded, “What am I supposed to do, shovel snow?”

I still love, in an evil bitch sorta way, that all Chris Christie really wants in life is to be friends with Bruce Springsteen and ol’ Bruce basically said “nah.”

Does Christie ever do like ... his actual job of governing New Jersey?

For people opposed to the “nanny state” they sure are keen on government interference in people’s lives.

My theory is that psychopaths sleep extremely well because they don’t suffer guilt or remorse. That explains why Cheney and Rumsfeld are still with us.

We’re taking a giant goosestep forward.

At this point I think it would be more likely that the Intergalactic Senate block his appointment than the US one.

Like certain turds it seems they refuse to go down the drain.

Look, another ancient white man dredged from the bottom of the swamp!

Jesus Christ, what the hell am I looking at — a Crackerbarrel harem?

It is a very weird look - a try-hard falseness that cannot be achieved naturally. Maybe that is the allure? A woman who is willing to endure needles, knives, dyes, chemicals, super heating, cellulite freezing, poisons and bleaches, all in service to the dudebro brand of hotness? Like a sacrifice fetish?

Probably not influenced by The Hunger Game; it’s above his reading level.

Well, the argument they are making is stretching something that is true and has a sound basis in law (kids shouldn’t have complete autonomy over their bodies) and stretching it out to a terrible extreme. Like, we would all tell our 10 year old no if they didn’t want to have life saving surgeries because the doctor…

The only time this happened to me I was on a flight to Korea and had the window, while a kindly old Korean woman had the isle. We exchanged pleasantries (nods, es she didn’t speak much english) and I silently helped her untangle her earphones. After the plane took off and we both realized there was no one to sit…

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…