Hey man, it’s always nice when you don’t get any Santorum on your Caucus.

Thanks - why couldn’t it have been Nugent?

“Never even hit me.” I’m SO struggling with this. I wish he’d hit me — it would be so much less painful than emotional and sexual abuse.

Can’t tell if hardcore Caps fan or received jersey from aunt Joan when the Caps went to the finals in 98 and “all the cool kids had them.” :)

book deal?

Let it be Ms. Marvel, Kamala Khan!

Obviously it’s so they can give rides.

If Rosa Parks is travelling east on a bus at 30kph and Donald Trump has been thrown from a plane with no parachute at 11,000 meters two km from the center of town with winds out of the northwest at 8 knots, how many patently false things do Republican presidential candidates have to post to Twitter before we all kill…

One time my university made all campus buses reserve the front seats in respect to Rosa Parks on the anniversary of that day, so they put a cardboard cuttout of her on those seats. So I get on the bus, which is pretty crowded, and a black student behind me was like “this is bullshit, i still have to go sit in the back…

My dad used to relentlessly fat-shame my mother and me when I was a kid, up until my 30’s. Even after I lost weight and was painfully thin through jr. high and high school, he would police every bite that I ate. It was excruciating and I’ve suffered with weight problems ever since. It didn’t help that my mom is from a…

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

Once, my uncle asked “So Mark, you’re a vegetarian now?” while we were eating at a restaurant. I thought that he was just interested in trying it, so I beamed and said “Yes!”

This is a sad, not funny story, but Thanksgiving is always a little bittersweet for me because it was the holiday I realized my first marriage was over.

You see, young Elvis was a tricky little brat. In Kindergarten, I was riding home with my dad, brother and brother’s classmate. My brother’s classmate was going to be doing a Thanksgiving play, and I decided that I wanted to be in one too! The catch was, it was Tuesday evening, and tomorrow was the day of said play I…

I keep the temp low and sleep (usually) in a long-sleeve tee and leggings, because I can’t even stand to have MY OWN skin touching me all night. Uggghhhh ugh ugh ugh get off me.

I think it died. JUST LIKE LOVE.

I think I have left one night stands immediately after boning for every reason you listed. Most guys are cool with that, but every once in awhile you get someone who is like ‘but u girlfriend now’ over text as you’re walking back to your place, and then you know you made the right choice.

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

Ha, that is brilliant in its crazitude. My weirdo restaurant will be called “Misanthropy.” The menu items will be things like “Ugly mac n cheese”, “Terrifying cake,” and “Fucked up fried food platter.”

How many hours per day do you spend cleaning your furnace filters, buddy?