Pour a glass of bourbon.

"Thirty-ish academic wishes to meet woman who's interested in Mozart, James Joyce and sodomy"

I'm watching Annie Hall on TV. I'm a former Catholic schoolgirl. So I always crush SUPER HARD on the Jewish men. I know I'm stereotyping... but consider the case of my Israeli TA. The final exam is Tuesday night, and I can't wait until we can flirt more openly.

Wait...lost a tooth for each baby? Explain!

If he had only released it as a Funny or Die video first, it would have been hilarious. However, it was totally reasonable to be outraged over it as a serious song. I mean really, like I need some dood mansplaining my vagina to me.

I... might have plugged in excerpts from emails into Pennebaker's website. Emails from an exchange between me and a certain TA of mine. For scientific reasons, of course.

I heard this on NPR this morning! Totally fascinated. Had a huge grin on my face during my commute. Now I can't use "I" statements without major self conciousness, of course.

Boarding school? That's what it seemed like.

Hipster it up! Def a cutie. I spent a good 20 minutes googling him last night. I might have tried to figure out if he had a girlfriend or not.... ahhh fantasies ;)

You might not have had the right salt to water ratio.

Maybe she dumped him b/c he always had his phone out during these special events to film/photograph them, instead of being in the moment!

David Wright was my imaginary boyfriend since I was 15 or 16 (am almost 25 now) but my heart is slowly switch-hitting for Ike!

Well, he's a professional baseball player for the New York Mets. [en.wikipedia.org]

Yes! Poor "Dad" response.

The boots were a little too mature for her age, but she did look cute.

Sounds like an immature child. Fuck that noise.

Mmhmm. Cowboy Ike Davis, carry me up to bed, please?

Spread your legs and fly!

So much for yearning for adulthood. Dirty New York, indeed!

How is New York?