Just a friendly little blow-j!

Oh I wanted to, believe me! My baby got shanked!

It was pretty priceless. Poor girl.

No, it's silver with a black convertible top. Recently, someone tried to get in by stabbing it with an eight inch gash. I "fixed" it with iron-on pants patches and rubber cement.

Just a friendly little blow-j!

Poor little girl! She will never unsee that, oh no.

SEX WARNING IN MAD MEN

I would do that, except I want to watch it ASAP!

I knew her mother wouldn't take it well...

SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

Why was this hypothetical man videotaping all of these meaningful experiences? Maybe that's why she dumped ya, dude!

So anticlimactic. Abe is kind of a mooch, huh?

Mad Men is the only show I watch live every week. I live at home with my parents, so the TV is not mine.

Commercial during Mad Men for Google products: the guy who got dumped, and was emailing his ex for a second chance...

Johnny Cash and I both agree with you: Sundays can suck.

I named my car after him! I love Sirius Black!

Thanks! I had a lot of fun on the ferry that night.

Meh. Gimme Ginsberg. Oh please?!

Maman is a drunk!

Creepy Glen! What a lil teenager!