I totally saved the picture for later use. I'm sure it will soon come in handy.

I love this cat too. Aww. Milk squared, on the blackboard!

I love this. Wink. Wink. Wink. And your logic, you has it ;)

I went to Catholic high school, and my English teacher actually GAVE me Brave New World to read on the side because I needed more books to read to occupy myself. Hmmm Mr Wicker, what were you up to?!

I want to make that my cell phone background.

Who is that fly man in the light brown suit?

My mom made me sign a virginity card when I was 14 or 15. I scrawled an illegible "Mickey Mouse", and then snuck into her jewelry box later (where she had stashed the card) and tore it into pieces. I didn't know much, but I knew I wasn't going to be making any promises like that.

The hair pulling, the semi-visible location... yes to all :)

Let's go Mets! F-A-N!

I know you were trying to gross me out, but that made me laugh. Thick and fresh and juicy jizz hahahahahaa.

That doesn't even make sense. You'd think that the hot water would help to get the jizz down the drains better.

#COTD

I had something similar happen. Except I also gained 40 pounds on it; then again, I was also in college, and might have been depressed for other reasons. And not married; just in a long term relationship.

I wasn't crying until you said that he didn't make it home. Oh God. My thoughts and prayers go out to your friends...

Love the gif, so perfect for this article.

Haha, I don't know about that! It's just that I only fart in front of my sister and my cousin.

In the seven years that I dated my ex, I farted in front of him twice. Both accidents. Once, the fire alarm system was being tested in our building all morning. I farted, and then the alarm went off. He looks at me and says "See what you've done?!" Very funny.

Baby wipes for the win.

That picture on the top of the article actually made me gag.

Table for roaches!!! Oh God what a mental picture!!