Hahaha. Fuck yo limits indeed.

What channel is it usually on?

You know, it's kind of endearing because it's that shitty home video quality. Like, I could see my cousin and sister and I making this with a cell phone camera and iMovie. But we're not Kardashians :P

"Some bitch named Dr. Francine Shapiro...."

#COTD yes it is

I'm gonna go with the Noughtie's, because it sounds like Naughty ;)

Sluts' Rights Movement Manifesto: Fuck Alla Dem Bitches Who Tell You Who You Can Fuck, Or When, or How, or Why. It's None of Their Business.

Sweeeeeet.

I'm going to start a Sluts' Rights Movement. Birth control meds, not because you need it for medical reasons, but because you want no babies! Freedom to wear whatever you want! Fuck who you want, as long as everyone is consenting and happy and healthy!

Fuck your couch! Totally what you meant, right, Erin?

MMM new copywriter is hot. He's a bucket of crazy but I like it.

No wait it makes sense. If I get Direct TV, this lady will then be waiting for me to perform some sexy times with me. I get it!!!!

If by "that one time in your life" you mean "always and forever", because you're sexy. I know it in my heart.

Hahaha, hairicopter! That's really cute.

My favorite. I Just Had Sex. LOL. I also like "Threeway", aka the Golden Rule.

Hey, is your toilet running....Well ya better go catch it!!!!

Well, I'm imagining hip hop club scenes, and the hot chicks dancing in slow motion.

In your club scene, would it be in slow motion?

Hahaha. Nice. I'm replying to promote.

Facebook creeping. Late night. Oh yes.