And Ron’s drinking a Miller High Life in that picture.

You have to remember that the TSA is all about security theater.

Had a friend in high school who got arrested for the same joke. This was pre-9/11. They’ve never found this joke funny

Whatever. Your relative hid his crimes.

Counterpoint: the most batshit part of Paterno is that HBO was willing to spend an obscene amount of money making a movie that tries to vindicate the legacy of a man whose own exculpatory account had been shown to be completely false long before the release of the film.

The good news is, Mean Girls opened on Broadway Sunday night and critics seemed to like it, so perhaps it is good? I don’t know. I am afraid.

Walker should be more concerned about his approval ratings. Wisconsin State Journal puts him in the bottom 10 governors in the nation, along with Rauner in IL and Synder in MI.

Because liking to work does not automatically go hand in hand with being miserable at work?

I’m not sure “for the money” is a rational answer, as the original show is in rerun on multiple channels. The residuals have to be coming in at a constant rate.

It mystifies me that this kind of absolute bullshit is being played off as some “conservative” counterbalance to the standard “liberal” entertainment.

She’s a symptom, not the disease.

How the hell is “Emergency Goalie” not already a feel-good sports movie?

He’s one of their regular go-tos.

Oh my god. How could an adult be sexually attracted to a CHILD?

That could indeed have been it, in a real-world sense. But the Academy makes sense for Sisko as a character.

Who’s that? I’m quite sure she’s never been in any episode of Star Trek. Ever.

The actual Niners logo is even cooler than your header image.

FYI, Jake Sisko is Kenny Lofton’s nephew. Yes that Kenny Lofton.

Pretty much every Vulcan we have met up to this point in Star Trek was pretty much all right.

As a baseball fan, I loved that Sisko had a passion for the sport. Even if the notion it’s a dusty relic of the past made me a little sad.