OOoooh OOooh This will actually be topical to use for once!

That took an unexpectedly dark turn. I’ll allow it.

...and that’s pretty much all of my Milwaukee material.

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.

Bayatpour: “Schlemiel!”

The guy who got punched works for WTMJ? He really should’ve seen that punch coming.

a) you don’t sound very sincere
b) your premise that the Simpsons is television’s greatest-ever show, in addition to being highly debatable in ANY era, is based on your opinion that the Simpsons bears significant resemblance to Family Guy. We can all see right through you and we know where it’s going.

Well now its time to say goodbye to Ned and Rod and Todd.
And we’ll remind all you folks you should be praisin’ God
‘Cause if you don’t you’ll burn in hell for all eternity!
It’s all a part of Gods great love he has for you and me!

That’s funny. Ned Flanders religious loony cracks me up. I will also say, I enjoyed God…

Nah, Cthulhu is still in the grays himself; you got to sacrifice to Nyarlathotep, who works as a moderator.

Yeah, I thought that’s where that plotline was going to go—Lisa is horrified by the casual racism of the older book, while Marge is more sanguine in a “it was a different time, the story is still good if you look past it” way. They end up visiting the academics, but both Marge and Lisa take issue with the academic…

Also, my body has a bias towards gravity. My stomach has a bias towards eventual hunger. Overall, i am largely biased towards ‘better’ things, and biased against ‘bad’ things. I got a little bias against ww2 Nazis, a larger bias against 2018 Nazis, because it’s 2018 now.

Rarely have I seen an episode veer towards disaster so quickly. It started out promising and I got a good laugh out of Abe’s poverty songs but then the episode steered right into a ditch full of sewage.

A good sense of humor has an overt anti (modern) Simpsons bias.

Sacrifice your first born to Cthulhu.

I don’t know, the episode started out well, with Marge’s haranguing the rest of the family into going to the library, the subsequent discovery that the library is suffering funding issues, and the silverfish emerging to take over said library while seemingly consuming a trapped Mulhouse. I thought it might be going…

There was a smarter, funnier plot buried in the Marge and Lisa story. Let Lisa be horrified by the book, both for its racism and for its assumptions about how girls should behave. Have Marge cling to her nostalgia and only come around after really talking to Lisa. Instead we got a plot where Marge basically acted like…

It makes me sad that the Simpsons has now been bad longer than it was good. It’s a real shame to see a show destroy its own legacy with mediocrity

I know...it’s painful just to watch

To this day, I don’t know how this woman is still alive.

If you don’t know, you don’t know, nod nod, wink wink, know what I mean?

Source: I don’t have a clue.