Civilians often think performers are being spontaneous and just riffing. That’s the magic of a pro like Louis CK, they make it look effortless. If you want to break that spell for yourself all you gotta do is go to two different shows on the same tour and watch those guys tell the same joke or play the same song…

No, this is entirely wrong.

Just what it sounds like. Mowing the sheep’s lawn, being polite at the sheep’s book party, remembering sheep anniversaries and birthdays, etc.

you do realize this country was founded by traitors?

All traitors think they have good reasons for their actions. That Washington and his cohorts thought they were justified in their treason against what was then the lawful authority of the British Crown doesn’t alter that it was treason, it just happened to be successful treason. One would think a clever lad like you…

Worse, a failed traitor. Traitors only deserve a holiday when they win.

There is nothing unprofessional about laughing at a literal sausage stuffed into a dude’s pants. That is the only sane reaction under the circumstances.

The average ER nurse has seen a hundred different things you wouldn’t believe were even humanly possible.

That’s enough internet for today.

I don’t mean to belittle Mr.Ford’s actions. He’s definitely the hero of the moment, and were I to find myself in the Kippings’ circumstances, I would be infinitely grateful to receive such generosity.

That’s the real story. And the kindness of a stranger when society generally forgets our seniors.

“Not to be that guy” , and yet you still had to be that fuckin’ guy.

I know, I know. It still pisses me off, though. The entire show is about how she didn’t realize, when she was 19, she signed a contract to always look like 19-year-old Princess Leia, and how she’s come to terms with the fact that people age, bodies change, etc. etc. And this plastic-botoxed old biddy couldn’t process…

The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.

There was a very good tweet a bit ago about how the future will look back on this election and say women, poc, and the lgbtq community will have saved our country, or something very similar to that. So ya. You aren’t wrong.

Ironicall, I think immigrants are going to save the country from itself. Looks like Latino voters are going to win Nevada, which should more or less break the election.

This....just isn’t that shocking.

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

Isn’t Bud Light shitty enough to begin with?

Wholly, completely disagree. I have a lab mix and a pit mix, and lived with my mom and her two cats for a year. These are my empirical and scientifically meritorious conclusions, based on approximately one year of observation and data collection:
1.) My lab has literally the worst farts ever. LITERALLY THE WORST.…